kittans hair is big
his feet may be too
but when measured by a ruler
his dick only meets the two

Boota is brown
Kittan’s eyebrows are huge
His hair’s like a broom
and I’m pretty sure he’s not a dude
askthemanliestmanwhoevermanned:
((submitted by dolly-pop14))
I WAS BORN WITH THEM
IT’S A SIGN THAT A TRUE MAN WAS BORN
ONLY A MANLY FETUS WOULD BE BAD-ASS ENOUGH TO HAVE TATTOOS AT BIRTH!